There are so many things I've wanted to say to my OB/GYN, for example:
"No thanks, I'll sit in this rolling chair while you lay on THIS table, in THIS sorry excuse for a gown (while freezing, of course), on this paper that crackles when you breathe..."
This one takes the cake Dr....
He has assigned me to hospital bedrest (and today is Day 26 thankyouverymuch), and after lots of prayers and a mental adjustment, I've come to terms with this situtation. I have not come to terms with the fact that my fabulous doctor walked in Friday morning (scrubs on, Starbucks in hand..and none for me) and asked if I'd be weighed recently! Oh, the nerve!!!
I've decided to ask him to get on the scale with me next week--whatdaya think?