Stupid Ladies

Dear Stupid Lady,

Please stop calling me at work and leaving messages trying to make a dermatologist appointment. Don't you hear the message with my name and ___________Elementary? C'mon. You've heard it approximately 12 times this week. Are you confused? Have you ever had a dermatologist appointment at an elementary school? STOP calling me. I can help you read, write, and put a band-aid on your knee, but I cannot help your skin.

Get a clue,
Me

Dear Stupid Lady,

Please do not write a check for your child's field trip and make it out to me. My name on the check. Seriously? Do you think I pay for the entire class to go on the field trip?

Get a clue,
Me

(Thank goodness I work with children who aren't supposed to know these things. I could NOT spend my day with stupid adults. What a nightmare.)